I judged it worthy of extinction and lo, a way was provided. The enemy of pines everywhere, this creature just may be our ticket to a treeless paradise. Imagine if we could use our science to monkey with this weevil's mechanics so we could target any trees, not just pines. Why, our power over those silent and looming menaces would be complete. The trees may have declared war but God has given us the A-bomb.
Also, just look at that proboscis; doesn't make you just want to curl up with the little sucker. I know I do. Let's give a little hurrah for our little friend. Don't worry though, if they get out of hand, there are some lovely parasites that enjoy the taste of the Pine Weevil's young. It's win win!
I Judge them: Worthy of Existence (as far as our war on trees is concerned)
Now with Audio!
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Hey LTK - lost your email address. I fell off of Facebook and now there are a ton of people I have no idea how to contact... Anyway, thought you would enjoy this dramatic reading. It made me think of you instantly. Beyond instantly; it was as if upon hearing it the first time I was reminded I must of already heard it in some ancient time past whispered to me by Deep Ones.
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/16/inarticulate-flash-g.html
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