Prairie Sphagnum

Sphagnum palustre

Now this is something I can get behind. A moss that kills! Well, stuns really. And only bacteria. But still, this bog dwelling peat serves man in numerous ways and thus, justifies its very existence. Moss is soothing in its moist and spongy composition and when applied to wounds, does its best to keep its master alive through bountiful absorbency and its antiseptic nature. But that is not all! It also finds many uses in our thriving horticultural business so as to keep our economy afloat in these harsh times. (which I think can be blamed on the phytoplankton.)

As a young child I would merrily sit amongst the moss, marveling in its beauty before noticing how easily it tears from the earth and how far it travels when flung. For such pleasant childhood memories, I thank you Prairie Sphagnum. I would also happily wear you as a hat.

I judge it: Worthy of existence (though we must keep a close eye on it and make sure it has no nefarious and hitherto-unknown scheme to control our brains.)