This unique yet dull little plant does precious little for man but arouse our botanists. This is hardly a practical use in this workaday world where we must concern ourselves with important things like the rediscovery of phlogistan before the inevitable heat death of the universe. Trifles like the prickleleaf only get in the way. However, easily more intriguing than this Nevadan shrub is that in my research on it, I have discovered something the scientists have been trying to hide from the rest of us: the existence of the Supertree! Now, research into this Supertree yields only the scientists' smoke screen description of it as a taxonomical tool but their lies will only keep them warm in Hell. I know the truth of the matter, having inferred it from my own sleep deprived brain.
The Supertree came to our planet from fabled Mithraaas and seeks to devour us as it did the inhabitants of that peaceful world. Fearing its mighty bows and seductive yet toxic resin, the scientists have it locked away and experiment on it to locate the phylogeny of various plant forms but in their hubris, they are only falling into its trap. We must take this tree from them and use it as God intended as a weapon against our enemies. Only then will the destiny of the Supertree be achieved and will man have once again showed its dominance not only over own planet's creations but of those from the dark and cold stars!
The taste of the prickleleaf appears to be unconfirmed but I'm guessing it's only so-so.
I Judge it: Worthy of Existence (It is our only link to the Supertree and we must burn the truth out of it)
2 comments:
"...but there lies will only..." I think you meant "their"... You work in a bookstore, TeacherMan.
how dare you! I believe if you look again you will see that there was never any error and we have always been at war with Oceania
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